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World war 3 now imminent
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I'm still here.Originally posted by zeitghostAre we all dead yet?
I've bought my mushrooms.
I just had two poached eggs on toast, so I must be(\__/)
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With the Russians boycotting evil Western bacon there will be plenty to go round. And at bargain prices.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI just had a bacon sandwich, very nice it was too. I'll miss bacon once the war starts.Comment
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Once the electricity goes off we'll have no way to refrigerate it though. I think I may have to resort to keeping pigs once the apocalypse comes.Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostWith the Russians boycotting evil Western bacon there will be plenty to go round. And at bargain prices.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Air cured and dried ham (e.g. parma ham) doesn't require refridgerating. Sorted.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostOnce the electricity goes off we'll have no way to refrigerate it though. I think I may have to resort to keeping pigs once the apocalypse comes.
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Oh... reports say Russian tanks are rolling across Ukraines border
Could get interestingHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Those critters always give me heartburnOriginally posted by zeitghostBaked beans With Little sausages optional.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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The moral of the story is... don't give up your nukes!
On December 5, 1994 the leaders of Ukraine, Russia, Britain and the United States signed a memorandum to remove nuclear weapons in Ukraine. They all signed six agreements for Ukraine, the agreements are:
The Russian Federation, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United States of America reaffirm their commitment to Ukraine, in accordance with the principles of the Final Act of the Conference on Security and Cooperation in Europe, to respect the independence and sovereignty and the existing borders of Ukraine;
The Russian Federation, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United States of America reaffirm their obligation to refrain from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of Ukraine, and that none of their weapons will ever be used against Ukraine except in self-defence or otherwise in accordance with the Charter of the United Nations;
The Russian Federation, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United States of America reaffirm their commitment to Ukraine, in accordance with the principles of the Final Act of the Conference on Security and Cooperation in Europe, to refrain from economic coercion designed to subordinate to their own interest the exercise by Ukraine of the rights inherent in its sovereignty and thus to secure advantages of any kind;
The Russian Federation, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United States of America reaffirm their commitment to seek immediate United Nations Security Council action to provide assistance to Ukraine, as a non-nuclear-weapon State party to the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons, if Ukraine should become a victim of an act of aggression or an object of a threat of aggression in which nuclear weapons are used;
The Russian Federation, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United States of America reaffirm, in the case of Ukraine, their commitment not to use nuclear weapons against any non-nuclearweapon State party to the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons, except in the case of an attack on themselves, their territories or dependent territories, their armed forces, or their allies, by such a State in association or alliance with a nuclear-weapon State;
Ukraine, the Russian Federation, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United States of America will consult in the event a situation arises that raises a question concerning these commitments.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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