If a jobs worth doing

[suityou01]

To the 40 watt bulb that wrote the manual I am reading :

You are a putrid pile of fetid stinking rat droppings. You have the gaul to actually turn up at your place of work and be paid for this slackjawed, technically flawed, ambiguous, grammatically arsed, fckwitted pile of utter tulipe you turned out?

I morbidly detest you, your family and friends.

The product would have been better with no manual, rather than this pish.

You are scum.
Your management are even scummier for allowing you to get away with producing something so poor.

To produce something so sub standard would take years of planning, and training in how to be tulip at stuff. You would need a 1st in tulipness from tulip unviersity and a masters in being totally crap from utter crap polytechnic.

To call this a manual is degrading to even the worst written manuals in pidgin English that come supplied with cheap electrical goods.

Your kids will no doubt inherit this tulipness and grow up to be even more sub standard so the human race is effectively doomed.

Claiming your salary is technically fraud. You utter worhtless piece of poo.

[tomtomagain]

Remember the old English Management Moto:

"If a jobs worth doing, then it it's worth more doing it from a low-cost offshore location by a service provider who doesn't understand your culture."

[Zippy]

You have the gaul to actually turn up at your place of work and be paid for this slackjawed, technically flawed, ambiguous, grammatically arsed, fckwitted pile of utter tulipe you turned out?

The author was French? I think you should cut him some slack.

[suityou01]

The author was French? I think you should cut him some slack.

I wouldn't mind but this is holding up development on a 4 day PO I got this week.

I googled it of course, and found a forum post from 2011 with a guy complaining about the exact same manual. There were no replies to the topic in over 3 years

[SimonMac]

RTFM?

Call your self a male, you sir have failed!

[suityou01]

RTFM?

Call your self a male, you sir have failed!

I even failed to read the manual after many attempts. I am absolutely useless, aren't I?

[eek]

I wouldn't mind but this is holding up development on a 4 day PO I got this week.

I googled it of course, and found a forum post from 2011 with a guy complaining about the exact same manual. There were no replies to the topic in over 3 years

So the complaint is you've quoted and agreed 4 days and discovered that you estimate is widely out due to the complexity of the software alongside you ability to comprehend Indian English.

[suityou01]

Basically, yes.


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[darmstadt]

Just be doing the needful...

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[eek]

Basically, yes.


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More fool you. Exactly how desperate are you for work now you cv is a decent comedy sketch