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    #11
    Will code for food.


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    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      I think I am unemployable. I just want to sit down and RTFM. People nowadays are all "agile" which means hopping around from foot to foot "trying stuff" and getting more and more animated.

      Under enemy fire (clientco) I said I suspected it was a WCF config problem, that I don't know all that much about WCF and I was going to sit down with a coffee and calmly read the MSDN.

      I read the MSDN. Changed the config as per what I read. It worked perfectly and I am now getting on with it.

      Why is my approach so wrong?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        "you have been a great worker over the last 3 years but before you go at 5 tomorrow do you mind writing a handover document explaining everything one needs to know to do your job"

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          #14
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          "you have been a great worker over the last 3 years but before you go at 5 tomorrow do you mind writing a handover document explaining everything one needs to know to do your job"
          That's easy just write Google
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Why is my approach so wrong?
            I reckon it's the Frank Spencer look. If you ditch the trechcoat and the beret you might inspire more confidence when you open your mouth.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              I think I am unemployable. I just want to sit down and RTFM.
              Why is my approach so wrong?
              You also have to be able to UTFM
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                You also have to be able to UTFM
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  You shouldn't need documentation, the code should be self documenting.

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                      #20
                      On reflection

                      An interesting point (for me anyways)

                      When I start a thread whining about unclear requirements, the consenus is it's my fault and I should be able to develop a system with vague requirements.

                      When I pose a question on here, the consensus complain about the requirements.

                      Then, with aforementioned "vague" requirements the forum guru strolls in and solves it.

                      Perhaps some of you should take your own medicine.

                      Just sayin
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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