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Don't worry Scotland, you can rest assured that England won't take the credit for this opening ceremony...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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The twitter feed is absolutely hilarious! #openingceremony
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I was playing 'Cliche bingo'. I've won already.
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Why? Just why?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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And now Susan Boyle has forgotten the words!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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The National Anthem has retrieved some dignity at least."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I prefer:Originally posted by cojak View PostThe National Anthem has retrieved some dignity at least.
'Rhythm of my heart'
'I would walk 500 miles'"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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