Convicted pedophile living 2 doors down from baby bp

[tractor]

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Nearly right. The 2nd closest in Chester. The nearest is Menai Bridge. Mrs BP shops there for cling film! Apparently all other cling films are inferior.

Where do you get the oranges and sports bags? And you are worried about external threats?

[mudskipper]

A former gf's parents left her one night with a babysitter. When they came back the babysitter was having sex with her bf. They asked the bf is he had used contraceptive. He said "I did not have a condom - but I found some clingfilm in the cupboard."

Mr ms's granny would have rinsed it off and put it on the coleslaw.

[tractor]

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A former gf's parents left her one night with a babysitter. When they came back the babysitter was having sex with her bf. They asked the bf is he had used contraceptive. He said "I did not have a condom - but I found some clingfilm in the cupboard."

At my Nan's funeral many years ago, I was in the funeral car with my great aunt (she was way older than my nan) who was a real character, we must have passed a young girl with a pushchair or something which triggered the remark "The only contraception we had in my day was to put both legs in the same leg of a pair of tights"

I'm not even sure if tights were around when she was a girl but I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of the car.

[tractor]

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See below on the evidence bit. I am not sure it makes a difference how long ago the offence was. I agree on the 30 second bit - Mrs BP totally disagrees and it very dictatorial on it. When I refused to agree enthusiastically I was accused on fuming. I pointed out that my point of view was not being listened to - and it was not going to be as I now have no control over the kids. That led to other nonsense I might post about at some point.



You and MS have hit the nail on the head. Its the word of the neighbour inbetween. I reckon its worth asking the police.
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If he really is a nonce, he is probably a celebrity. Shall I ask for his autograph - or to do a song and dance act.....

Get some evidence on the neighbour to discredit them. Problem solved.

[xoggoth]

If he's in his 60s his libido has probably declined anyway. Ho hum.

[BrilloPad]

If he's in his 60s his libido has probably declined anyway. Ho hum.

I believe he is in his 60s. Thing is Mrs BP does not want "probably". She wants 100%.

[mudskipper]

If he's in his 60s his libido has probably declined anyway. Ho hum.

Aww. Little blue pills? How goes it with the religious lady?

[eek]

Nearly right. The 2nd closest in Chester. The nearest is Menai Bridge. Mrs BP shops there for cling film! Apparently all other cling films are inferior.

As is the Waitrose stuff. We make special trips to Lakeland to get it...

[eek]

Get some evidence on the neighbour to discredit them. Problem solved.

Are you recommending the "who smelt it, dealt it" approach.

[BrilloPad]

Where do you get the oranges and amyl nitrate? And you are worried about external threats?

FTFY

I take the view there are nonces all over the place. Mrs BP loves an excuse to wrap everyone up in cotton wool.

Im getting a bit peed off with it. I pointed out to her that it makes no difference what I think. I have no control over baby bp or the twins. I have to do what she says.

Her response "give up your job, move up to Wales, go on the dole"!

I am not going down that root until forced kicking and screaming by HMRC.

I happen to like supporting myself, her, my ex-wife and the kids.

At least the kids seem happy enough with me.