Sat in the O2 waiting for Mr Python to arrive.
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Are you wearing fancy dress?Originally posted by DaveB View PostSat in the O2 waiting for Mr Python to arrive. -
No, but most of the Spanish Inquisition seem to have turned unexpectedly.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAre you wearing fancy dress?
I keep having to stop myself heckling the wandering ice cream sellers."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Did you at least buy a packet of gravel on the way in?Originally posted by DaveB View PostI keep having to stop myself heckling the wandering ice cream sellers.Comment
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Not at the prices they charge in here!Originally posted by greenlake View PostDid you at least buy a packet of gravel on the way in?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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From your thread title I thought you were waiting for Mr Fripp.Originally posted by DaveB View PostSat in the O2 waiting for Mr Python to arrive.Comment
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Half time. Very good do far. Lots of classics, lumberjack, philosophers drinking song, last supper battle of pearl harbour, penis song and more"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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