Questions that can be asked in an Interview

[Fleetwood]

Is it OK to post meaningless drivel on CUK all day long?

[Mordac]

Is it OK to post meaningless drivel on CUK all day long?

As long as one spell-checks it first...

[el duder]

As long as one spell-checks it first...

this is the total truth.

i got asked the following question during an interview with a german investment bank once.

'if i gave you an elephant - what would you do with it.'

what a fu*king german twat he was.

[Flubster]

And your answer was....?

[el duder]

And your answer was....?

i looked at him seriously. then decided to pause for a few moments to make him think i was contemplating his question.

inside my head, i was thinking what a ******* dick.

then i said.

'if u gave me an elephant, i would...

RIDE IT'

[oraclesmith]

Ok, what did you really say ?

[cojak]

"Do my best to eat it in one sitting..."

- Threaded

[oraclesmith]

"Put it on e-Bay"

[Troll]

"How many dick-head permies will I have to endure" is another good one

[VectraMan]

Try to get another elephant and race them.

Serious answer: I've always found the best thing is to ask lots of question all along, engage them in conversation about the work that they do and the business. You'll probably still get the "any more questions" at the end, but by then it won't matter that you have nothing to say. Worse thing is to not ask any questions and then have none at the end either.