Contractors in the workplace

[bobspud]

Noting wrong with a Corsa, jolly good car IMHO. Mine is 11 years old and has hardly cost me anything. I intend to make it last 20 years.

I don't suppose you would look too good turning up in a blingy Jag or BMW, when you are taking kids away from a family due to poverty and social issues.
For the other IT contractors among us that are tight as a ducks arse there is a whole seam of untapped car greatness to be had in top gear fashion for the sub 3k price bracket and you can find some real corkers. My garage is fantastic they will find the worst snotters on the planet with some of the smoothest engines you can find and mileage that has gone round the clock at least once. That is if you really don't mind driving round in a dog kennel.

[socialworker]

I don't suppose you would look too good turning up in a blingy Jag or BMW, when you are taking kids away from a family due to poverty and social issues.

We generally use a cattle truck for that sort of thing.

[kevpuk]

Hehe, I think it is only right I turn up each day in my Jaaaaaaaag, and then spend a few minutes complaining about the tight parking spaces (yep, blagged a numbered space on site)

[bobspud]

We generally use a cattle truck for that sort of thing.

Well you wouldn't want the little savages tearing up a car interior now would you...

[Taita]

I pitch up in my Corsa. Permies rolling up in BMWs with personalised number plates. Even the admin staff seem to have MR5s. I think they all feel sorry for me.

This happens when you contract at a motor car manufacturer. As most of us know, the permies get a good choice of prime rides as part of their rewards package!

[Taita]

You laugh, had a mate contracting at the FCO in Milton Keynes and had blagged himself a named spot in the permies carpark with being their so long and a bit of luck. He had an old Celica at the time. Treated himself to a new Caymen and within 3 weeks he had been asked not to park in that carpark

Is this the FCO surrounded by massive barbed wire topped fencing and patrolled by squaddies who have otherwise displeased their CO?

[stek]

At the DVLA in Swansea they had some special spaces for short cars only - one of the lads assumed his Corsa would qualify but apparently it was 5cms too long and not on the official list.

I understand the SS (sorry DVLA Parking Team) measured it and issued him with a warning. Three of those and you could get your access pass revoked - effectively binned for parking in the wrong place a few times....

[bobspud]

Hehe, I think it is only right I turn up each day in my Jaaaaaaaag, and then spend a few minutes complaining about the tight parking spaces (yep, blagged a numbered space on site)

Don't you just park it diagonally across two spaces to ensure that you don't damage other car doors when you are entering the vehicle?

At the DVLA in Swansea they had some special spaces for short cars only - one of the lads assumed his Corsa would qualify but apparently it was 5cms too long and not on the official list.

I understand the SS (sorry DVLA Parking Team) measured it and issued him with a warning. Three of those and you could get your access pass revoked - effectively binned for parking in the wrong place a few times....

We had a space at my last client that was called the "last resort". It was next to a rather shonky looking 7ft brick wall... One day a delivery VAN poked the wall on the way out and a fellow contractor that had dived into the space in front of a permie found out why it was so named... Apparently at one point they were not going to pay for the damage because that part of the carpark is clearly marked staff only

[kevpuk]

Don't you just park it diagonally across two spaces to ensure that you don't damage other car doors when you are entering the vehicle?

Ah-ha, you've seen me?!