OK this probably will come as no surprise to anyone who has been in the game for a while but the sheer cheek of this guy got me. Yes I know I shouldnt have bothered responding but I had a moment of weakness :
Original Email Phishing:
> -----Original Message----- From: .......
> Sent: Monday, May 16, 2011 10:17 AM
> To: XXX
> Subject: Contract Developers - Urgent!
>
> GTS are now offering cash and reward incentive schemes to all .Net
> developers who work in the contract market.
>
> If you have recently interviewed for a contract opportunity in Europe
> and have either been unsuccessful, rejected an offer or contract
> extension you have the opportunity to be rewarded with £1000 or a
> weekend away for 2 to any major city in Europe.
> By replying back to this email with the details of a company you have
> interviewed with in the last 2 weeks, the role and the hiring manager
> you met you will become eligible for the reward scheme. *(Most
> contractors have multiple interviews and can't always remember the
> hiring managers name - But don't worry! If you get back to us with
> just a company name we can still send you cash reward of £500!)
>
> If GTS make a placement off of information you have provided to us,
> you will be notified by our consultants who will be able to issue your
> preferred reward.
> You will receive a confirmation email from us after submitting your
> previous interview details. This confirmation email is for you to use
> as written proof of our commitment to reward scheme.
>
> We look forward to hearing from you!
>
> .......
> GTS
My response :
> Why don't you try actually working for a living like the rest of us?
> Ever wondered why you have no loyal clients, maybe its because they
> can spot a useless snake like you from a mile away. All I can say is
> that as a contractor and a hirer of contract staff I am getting sick
> of having to deal with this crap. Be assured you and your company
> are off the list of people I will work with and I will be passing
> this on to my friends so they know to avoid you too. One day you
> are going to push us too far and we are going to replace you with
> some snazzy AI software. You're nothing but a parasite.
>
> Please take me off your contact list.
His response back:
Thank you for wasting your time with a lengthy response which
generated great laughter throughout the office, your joke of an email
definitely compensated for the bad weather!
Please keep my details on file, I would love to receive another
hilarious rant from a jumped up geek who is part of a community which
put just over £85,000 in my back pocket last year and paid for my Audi
TT AND 4 week travelling trip across the USA.
Thank you again Terra, thank you for making a ?parasite? feel better about himself and for also making yourself look like an absolute mug with empty insults to a successful 19 year old you know nothing about
- You've made my day!
P.S - You've just pissed off a VERY well connected "Snake". Let's see
how easy it is for you to pick up your next contract.
Have a great week
Original Email Phishing:
> -----Original Message----- From: .......
> Sent: Monday, May 16, 2011 10:17 AM
> To: XXX
> Subject: Contract Developers - Urgent!
>
> GTS are now offering cash and reward incentive schemes to all .Net
> developers who work in the contract market.
>
> If you have recently interviewed for a contract opportunity in Europe
> and have either been unsuccessful, rejected an offer or contract
> extension you have the opportunity to be rewarded with £1000 or a
> weekend away for 2 to any major city in Europe.
> By replying back to this email with the details of a company you have
> interviewed with in the last 2 weeks, the role and the hiring manager
> you met you will become eligible for the reward scheme. *(Most
> contractors have multiple interviews and can't always remember the
> hiring managers name - But don't worry! If you get back to us with
> just a company name we can still send you cash reward of £500!)
>
> If GTS make a placement off of information you have provided to us,
> you will be notified by our consultants who will be able to issue your
> preferred reward.
> You will receive a confirmation email from us after submitting your
> previous interview details. This confirmation email is for you to use
> as written proof of our commitment to reward scheme.
>
> We look forward to hearing from you!
>
> .......
> GTS
My response :
> Why don't you try actually working for a living like the rest of us?
> Ever wondered why you have no loyal clients, maybe its because they
> can spot a useless snake like you from a mile away. All I can say is
> that as a contractor and a hirer of contract staff I am getting sick
> of having to deal with this crap. Be assured you and your company
> are off the list of people I will work with and I will be passing
> this on to my friends so they know to avoid you too. One day you
> are going to push us too far and we are going to replace you with
> some snazzy AI software. You're nothing but a parasite.
>
> Please take me off your contact list.
His response back:
Thank you for wasting your time with a lengthy response which
generated great laughter throughout the office, your joke of an email
definitely compensated for the bad weather!

Please keep my details on file, I would love to receive another
hilarious rant from a jumped up geek who is part of a community which
put just over £85,000 in my back pocket last year and paid for my Audi
TT AND 4 week travelling trip across the USA.
Thank you again Terra, thank you for making a ?parasite? feel better about himself and for also making yourself look like an absolute mug with empty insults to a successful 19 year old you know nothing about
- You've made my day!
P.S - You've just pissed off a VERY well connected "Snake". Let's see
how easy it is for you to pick up your next contract.
Have a great week

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