Just how long is 'The Bench'?

[RichardCranium]

A funny thing, The Bench. Its length can vary automagically. According the the bloke that came round in the summer and varnished it, he told me that although the current model has the capacity for 41 million bums, it would probably collapse before it got to 20 million.

No one has actually answered the original posters question as to "how long the bench is?"

[OrangeHopper]

We might actually get cushions

Do we really want to get too comfortable?

[herman_g]

After 5 months on the beach last summer, don't believe I will be going there this year.

2009 was really the first serious time I was without work since 1986.

Been three months at a LTSB and they actually honoured the 3-month rate review I requested at the initial negotiation - they've gone up 14% and I expect them to go another 11 in the next 48 hours or so.

Seems this whole Indian thing has not quite worked out for them as planned

[pzz76077]

After 5 months on the beach last summer, don't believe I will be going there this year.

2009 was really the first serious time I was without work since 1986.

Been three months at a LTSB and they actually honoured the 3-month rate review I requested at the initial negotiation - they've gone up 14% and I expect them to go another 11 in the next 48 hours or so.

Seems this whole Indian thing has not quite worked out for them as planned

Imagine my surprise!

PZZ

[herman_g]

Actually could put together some long and interesting threads on that subject!

[norrahe]

you never said how big the bums were

[RichardCranium]

you never said how big the bums were

Approximately two cheeks wide.

[norrahe]

Approximately two cheeks wide.

Well, we just need to get the number of people and multiply by two cheeks to get an approximation of how much varnish needed.

[RichardCranium]

Well, we just need to get the number of people and multiply by two cheeks to get an approximation of how much varnish needed.

The bit under my arse is polished just fine, thanks. Here, with my beer chiller, cushions, foot-warmer, under the shelter and out of the wind.

[norrahe]

The bit under my arse is polished just fine, thanks. Here, with my beer chiller, cushions, foot-warmer, under the shelter and out of the wind.

You've been there waaaay to long