The worse thing that has been done to me by a contractor was when the two of us took a couple of hookers to a hotel in London after a day on the piss. The bastard did a runner leaving me to pay the pimp for the two of them.
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As I keep telling my agent Dodgy, when the agent pays, effectively the contractor has paid as the agents money is a sub set of the contractors money.Originally posted by DodgyAgentThe worse thing that has been done to me by a contractor was when the two of us took a couple of hookers to a hotel in London after a day on the piss. The bastard did a runner leaving me to pay the pimp for the two of them.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time -
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that is what he said. But the same contract also says that I get 20% of everything he gets, only my contract should have said that my 20% comes firstOriginally posted by The Lone GunmanAs I keep telling my agent Dodgy, when the agent pays, effectively the contractor has paid as the agents money is a sub set of the contractors money.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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HAHA...being screwed by a contractor. Always a first eh dodgyOriginally posted by DodgyAgentThe worse thing that has been done to me by a contractor was when the two of us took a couple of hookers to a hotel in London after a day on the piss. The bastard did a runner leaving me to pay the pimp for the two of them.
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And it wasnt the last mailmanOriginally posted by MailmanHAHA...being screwed by a contractor. Always a first eh dodgy
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It's a common problem. According to Pele there's some good medicine available.Originally posted by DodgyAgentonly my contract should have said that my 20% comes firstAutom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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To be honest I cant remember, which is probably a good thingOriginally posted by ~Craig~I hope they were descent if you had to pay for both!Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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In fairness he was doing exactly as the contract stated... He was going, leaving you with 20% of his hooker's time... Afterall, you get 20% of everything he gets.Comment
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Get the contract right
I just dont want my 20% after he has already had his 80%. Anyway at his renewal the necessary adjustments were accordingly made to the contract. Once I had agreed not to show his girlfriend of the time the pictures, he in turn signed:Originally posted by IDBIn fairness he was doing exactly as the contract stated... He was going, leaving you with 20% of his hooker's time... Afterall, you get 20% of everything he gets.
1. That I would get my 20% first, and that
2. If I wanted to exercise my option to take my 20% it would be contingent upon me being able to "get one up"
Of course the client had to sign a "mirrored" version of the new contract which took a bit of explaining. But hey I am not known as "Dodgyagent" for nothing.
Anyway once word got round that part of DAs terms of business included sessions with ladies of the night DA incorporated has become a preffered agency to many a contractor.
For all you girls out there, I am introducing a threesomes night before Christmas.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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