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    Todays job of the day...

    At least it's somewhere warm!

    http://www.reed.co.uk/job-details/Ka...Sector=1&lit=1
    A bad workman blames his fools

    EDIT: *tools

    stupid keyboard.

    http://twitter.com/TheAnonTechGuy

    #2
    Originally posted by SlimRick View Post
    Do they provide full body armour?
    'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
    Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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      #3
      What are we waiting for? Let's apply

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        #4
        Pay rate is £50 per day with danger money of £500 a day.....

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          #5
          1 App so far
          A bad workman blames his fools

          EDIT: *tools

          stupid keyboard.

          http://twitter.com/TheAnonTechGuy

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            #6
            I was talking to a potential client today who's working installing biometrics in military installations in Iraq right now. Luckily the work we were discussing was not related.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Duration: 3 YEARS
              Does that include time spent being a hostage?

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                #8
                I wonder what the rate would be? in the UK something like £8 per hour, however out there - £400 a day?

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                  #9
                  Duration 3 YEARS
                  Why does that read like a prison sentence?
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #10
                    I think they missed some stuff out of that job description

                    - look good in a full length black robe (check)
                    - extensive experience in ducking (check)
                    - immunity to misogyny (fail)

                    Oh well. Still on the bench
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