Getting Desperate

[bobsyouruncle]

received this today:

I head up the SAP desk in our London office. From our database, you have been identified as someone who has either worked at <clientco> in the past, or currently. I understand that they are making redundancies, and that you could either potentially be looking for a new position, or may know someone who is. Computer Futures have an extremely successful 20 year recruitment history, and a massive portfolio of high profile clients. I am currently personally working on behalf of a number of companies who are looking for SAP skills across a range of SAP modules. If you are looking yourself, or know someone who is, it would be highly beneficial for you to call me on 0207 446 6565 to discuss these opportunities.

[Liability]

received this today:

give them a call and wait for them to ask for your managers name lol..

[AZZIK]

give them a call and wait for them to ask for your managers name lol..

Gimp at agency:
"Ah yes we know that company, we work very close to them. Is it still Steve up there then....or has Mike taken over now?"

Contractor:
"Erm no...Steve and Mike have never worked there...

Gimp at agency:
"Oh well, he must have left before you started then. So who looks after you there right now, who is your manager?"

Contractor should say:
"Mind your own fukin' business"

[xoggoth]

I like that little ant thing avatar. I was trying to shoo it off my screen for a mo before I twigged.

[Liability]

Gimp at agency:
"Ah yes we know that company, we work very close to them. Is it still Steve up there then....or has Mike taken over now?"

Contractor:
"Erm no...Steve and Mike have never worked there...

Gimp at agency:
"Oh well, he must have left before you started then. So who looks after you there right now, who is your manager?"

Contractor should say:
"Mind your own fukin' business"

BINGO - Had two of them 1st week in December.

I replied "I dont know to be honest as I dealt with the Programe Director who has left]

[KentPhilip]

I like that little ant thing avatar. I was trying to shoo it off my screen for a mo before I twigged.

it is very convincing isn't it.