More agency stupidness

[b0redom]

Recruiter - Hi I'm calling from Monarch IT - I'm interested in finding out if you're interested in a PHP developer job

Me - Almost certainly not, I'm a UNIX Technical Architect

Recruiter - Ah OK. What's your availability for interview?

Me - Well it depends on what I'm doing at the time, maybe a couple of days, but to be honest, all I ever seem to get from you guys is spam

Recruiter - Well it's because we do keyword searches and in this case you matched PHP

Me - Right, but I'd kind of assume that you'd take even a cursory look at my CV before emailing or calling me.

Recruiter - I suppose you're right. I'll let you know if we have anything suitable. *click*

WTF!?

[TykeMerc]

I get much the same from them, Huxley, Hayes and Timothy James.

The roles are unsuitable because they're based on things not even mentioned on my CV or roles that are 10 years old and so work I simply don't do any more.

[oracleslave]

Huxley

Chief villains

[ratewhore]

hey, at least their honest!!

You can always thow it back at them. Ask them for a hooker and when they ask why, tell em they came up in a keyword search for 'c**ts'!!

[Badger]

hey, at least their honest!!

You can always thow it back at them. Ask them for a hooker and when they ask why, tell em they came up in a keyword search for 'c**ts'!!