Oh Dear (TM)!
I am in my initial 12 week probation and boss calls me into a meeting room and says "No future for you with us"!
Aaaggghhh!!!

No warning whatsoever. Not even the slightest hint.
Thing is, my work is, she told me, bleedin' brilliant. My time keeping is ace. My attitude is lovely. I can stay on for 2 months full pay with as much time as I want for interviews; references will be glowing; can use the interweb at work to search for a job; still being given work to do (unusual for a DBA, in my experience, what with the possibility of "Whoops! Did I really type-in 'DROP DATABASE;'?!").
So, I asked (not unexpectedly) why the order of the boot? Boss talked some tosh about a "bad fit","your skills would be better suited at another site", etc. But I think I've pissed on my own chips by making her look like a numpty when I've drawn attention to howlers in the System (of her doing)... in meetings with Top Brass - also, she isn't too appreciative of my "If we did xyz, the System would positively zing along." advice. I think I've exposed her low level of technical ability.
Why didn't I just keep my gob shut?
Anyway, now well and truly f--ked off with Permie insanity and twot bosses who think that new ideas are threats to their cosy little fiefdoms: a return to the warm embraces of whoring is the thing for me.
I am in my initial 12 week probation and boss calls me into a meeting room and says "No future for you with us"!
Aaaggghhh!!!

No warning whatsoever. Not even the slightest hint.
Thing is, my work is, she told me, bleedin' brilliant. My time keeping is ace. My attitude is lovely. I can stay on for 2 months full pay with as much time as I want for interviews; references will be glowing; can use the interweb at work to search for a job; still being given work to do (unusual for a DBA, in my experience, what with the possibility of "Whoops! Did I really type-in 'DROP DATABASE;'?!").
So, I asked (not unexpectedly) why the order of the boot? Boss talked some tosh about a "bad fit","your skills would be better suited at another site", etc. But I think I've pissed on my own chips by making her look like a numpty when I've drawn attention to howlers in the System (of her doing)... in meetings with Top Brass - also, she isn't too appreciative of my "If we did xyz, the System would positively zing along." advice. I think I've exposed her low level of technical ability.
Why didn't I just keep my gob shut?

Anyway, now well and truly f--ked off with Permie insanity and twot bosses who think that new ideas are threats to their cosy little fiefdoms: a return to the warm embraces of whoring is the thing for me.

. Rule of thumb... keep the good ideas handy for when you have passed the probation.
. And keep your kind commends about your boss to the pub.
. Regarding the Drop Database... Just make sure you use her account and not yours.
(and yes I am joking here.

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