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Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View PostMore in my case of having been around the block many times and seen it all before.
But I still can't invent 3 years experience of 3GPP, XYZ video processing or whatever other "modern" buzz word it is that they want.
Unless you have security clearance, most weeks there are approximately zero jobs on offer in the UK that don't have one of these buzz words as a must (and I do mean as a must) have.
(Assuming you don't want a job doing "integrate the crap delivered by our offshore monkeys")
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Originally posted by tim123 View Postwell so have I,
But I still can't invent 3 years experience of 3GPP, XYZ video processing or whatever other "modern" buzz word it is that they want.
Unless you have security clearance, most weeks there are approximately zero jobs on offer in the UK that don't have one of these buzz words as a must (and I do mean as a must) have.
(Assuming you don't want a job doing "integrate the crap delivered by our offshore monkeys")
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Originally posted by Fred Bloggs View PostIndeed it seems IT and engineering are different then. Steam turbines haven't changed a lot in over 60 years But there are a lot less folk around who know anything about them
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