Originally posted by PurpleGorilla
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostSo I'm on this contract. Nothing to do, way ahead of everybody. Reading browsing.
The problem is the camera is behind my back facing monitors and they've proved they are looking at it. I'm out of ideas how to stall this contract further. Everyone seems to be working, can't be caught on anything but code, but they are sooooooo SLOW.
1. browse and risk getting caught and sacked
2. deliver 6 months in 2 months and lose billable days (which I don't want, it's close to my home and rate is good)?
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Originally posted by HugeWhale View PostBuy one of those sliklips devices that will jerk you off under the desk.Comment
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostAnd prolong 2 months gig to 6 months like that?The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostAnd prolong 2 months gig to 6 months like that?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostSit in a position where only half you screen is visible and leave the code up on that half, scrolling it occasionally.Comment
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Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostNot according to CCTV.
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ARE YOU ON DRUGS?Comment
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Originally posted by Pherlopolus View PostI am sure I read somewhere that someone had converted lord of the rings to XML or JSONComment
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