Trouble getting a new contract

[stek]

urinals & cubicles or cubicles only?

Cubicles only, but weird when you use it as a urinal with the door open and a woman walks in....

[LondonManc]

Cubicles only, but weird when you use it as a urinal with the door open and a woman walks in....

Worse when you're crimping a length off and she comes and sits on your knee.

[stek]

Worse when you're crimping a length off and she comes and sits on your knee.

When it's a sit-down poo job or a stand-up wank job I usually close the door.....

[MrMarkyMark]

When it's a sit-down poo job or a stand-up wank job I usually close the door.....

Its good to see you have such high standards

[northernladuk]

When it's a sit-down poo job or a stand-up wank job I usually close the door.....

Can't you multi-task?

[stek]

Can't you multi-task?

I do, one hand on iPhone flicking through Xshare, the other, err......

[MrMarkyMark]

I do, one hand on iPhone flicking through Xshare, the other, err......

Glad to see you are giving your current client good ROI.

[stek]

Glad to see you are giving your current client good ROI.

I could be wanking in my spare time.........

[stek]

Glad to see you are giving your current client good ROI.

I'm in Denmark anyway, not Ireland.

[MrMarkyMark]

I could be wanking in my spare time.........

Agreed, but there's something to be said about putting your whole into something