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Cubicles only, but weird when you use it as a urinal with the door open and a woman walks in.... -
Worse when you're crimping a length off and she comes and sits on your knee.Originally posted by stek View PostCubicles only, but weird when you use it as a urinal with the door open and a woman walks in....The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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When it's a sit-down poo job or a stand-up wank job I usually close the door.....Originally posted by LondonManc View PostWorse when you're crimping a length off and she comes and sits on your knee.Comment
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Its good to see you have such high standardsOriginally posted by stek View PostWhen it's a sit-down poo job or a stand-up wank job I usually close the door.....
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Can't you multi-task?Originally posted by stek View PostWhen it's a sit-down poo job or a stand-up wank job I usually close the door.....'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I do, one hand on iPhone flicking through Xshare, the other, err......Originally posted by northernladuk View PostCan't you multi-task?Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostI do, one hand on iPhone flicking through Xshare, the other, err......
Glad to see you are giving your current client good ROI.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I could be wanking in my spare time.........Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostGlad to see you are giving your current client good ROI.Comment
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I'm in Denmark anyway, not Ireland.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostGlad to see you are giving your current client good ROI.Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostI could be wanking in my spare time.........
Agreed, but there's something to be said about putting your whole into something
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