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    #51
    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    Lol - I'm dyslexic (as well you know)

    I was waiting for a cure to be as cleverdicks as you guys in the mean time I will continue billing £800 a day pondering how much more I could earn not being a moron

    Brilliant !!!
    Calm down. People frequently get pulled for spelling mistakes. Ive had a few in my time.
    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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      #52
      Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
      Ah the dyslexia excuse, never seen that one used by some plank that can't be bothered to use the correct their/there/they're, your/you're, too/two/to where/we're/were......

      1. I didn't know you're dyslexic (or so you claim)
      2. There are quite a few forms of dyslexia
      3. I'm actually dyslexic but I can manage to cope, it just needs me to take a few extra seconds to read what I write.
      4. Congratulations on blagging an £800/day rate (in your fantasy)

      The fact is sloppy English which just takes a few seconds to correct sends only 1 message about you and what you're trying to communicate and that's far from a positive one.
      I think this post says a lot about your obsessive personality than my bad spelling or grammar. You seem to get very angry very quickly about quite frankly a non issue for me and 99% of everyone else, spend your time being more productive and helpful rather than picking people up on your pet obsessive hobby.

      I wish you good day sir

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        #53
        Originally posted by tarbera View Post
        Lol - I'm dyslexic (as well you know)

        I was waiting for a cure to be as cleverdicks as you guys in the mean time I will continue billing £800 a day pondering how much more I could earn not being a moron

        Brilliant !!!
        Its remarkable how its only the utter s who post their day rate...
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #54
          Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
          Calm down. People frequently get pulled for spelling mistakes. Ive had a few in my time.
          No bother

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            #55
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            Its remarkable how its only the utter s who post their day rate...
            Spelling !!!!!

            Agree with your point

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              #56
              Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
              Waited a year (or ~6 months, I think, in reality), although that obviously depends on your circumstances. Dividends shouldn't be viewed as salary anyway; they are a payment for profitability. However, let's be clear that, if you do elect to pay monthly dividends, this is perfectly fine providing you follow the rules on dividend payments (and don't pay them together with salary in a single payment, as that would be asking for trouble).
              I'm assuming paying the same or a very similar dividend amount, for tax efficiency purposes, over the tax year, for a number of years (e.g. £30k dividends on the SATR for 3 years), wouldn't raise any eyebrows, either, in terms of resembling a salary. Rather the issue would be a single, lump payment of salary and dividends together (without demarcating them), which again is something HMRC would only see if they chose to review your business accounts, and which again, as you say, would mean you were already "on the radar" for other reasons.

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                #57
                Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                The fact is sloppy English which just takes a few seconds to correct sends only 1 message about you and what you're trying to communicate and that's far from a positive one.
                A lack of punctuation is as bad as bad spelling. :-)

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Alan @ BroomeAffinity View Post
                  A lack of punctuation is as bad as bad spelling. :-)
                  Lol - nice one

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