Border crossing times building up at Dover and Calais

**AtW** · 11 December 2020, 15:39

Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

Currently 2 hours in Dover and 3 in Calais

It's longer on the French side, so everything is fine, nothing to see here, move along...

**Mordac** · 12 December 2020, 21:19

Originally posted by AtW View Post

It's longer on the French side, so everything is fine, nothing to see here, move along...

It's worse than that when the French are on strike. If they don't get all our fish, there'll be a proper, full-on spitting out the dummy strike. Which will hurt French exports. Way to go...

**AtW** · 13 December 2020, 02:58

Whats’s the local substitutions to Chanel No. 5 and au pair?

**Old Greg** · 13 December 2020, 07:59

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Whats’s the local substitutions to Chanel No. 5 and au pair?

Gammon and HP sauce.

**WTFH** · 13 December 2020, 09:21

The ferries have to avoid the gunboats now, just in case anyone on board eats fish and chips served in UK territorial waters.

Border crossing times building up at Dover and Calais