EU to throw a few crumbs at the UK

[BlasterBates]

be thankful it's better than nothing

EU to agree a bare minimum Brexit

It is understood that Mrs von der Leyen will use the meeting to “reset talks” with the UK and herald a new push towards a “bare minimum Brexit”.

[BlasterBates]

Boris will have his crumbs and eat them.

[Paddy]

What happened to the oven-ready deal?

[BlasterBates]

Boris is having difficulty understanding why the EU won't agree to his terms as it is clearly in his interest.

[elsergiovolador]

Boris could sign the new free trade deal drafted by himself, then use deed poll to change his name to Ursula van der Leyen and his ministers to Barnier etc. and sign it again.

[Old Greg]

What happened to the oven-ready deal?

Gretel shoved Boris into the oven.

[Old Greg]

Boris is having difficulty understanding why the EU won't agree to his terms as it is clearly in his interest.

And he holds all of the cards.