Gammon claims hens invented eggs

[Whorty]

Knobhead of the day. She's 17. Which is a higher number than your IQ could ever aspire to.

Who is 17? Is that the story you stick to when the police come knocking on your door?

[Mordac]

Who is 17? Is that the story you stick to when the police come knocking on your door?

I'll be fine, but you seem to be struggling with the age of a certain teenage girl, so that knock may well be coming your way. Good luck...

[Whorty]

I'll be fine, but you seem to be struggling with the age of a certain teenage girl, so that knock may well be coming your way. Good luck...

By 'struggle', do you mean unlike gammons I'm indifferent to her, don't know all her personal details, and didn't know until you pointed it out that she'd had a birthday recently? You my friend are clutching at straws