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A second referendum
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Old Gregs Fraa is e Hündin inde Kirsch.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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On foreign languages, it's very like me to be wrong.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNot like you to be wrong?
I lived in Amsterdam for several years and I could probably count on two hands the number of Dutch words I know. Coincidentally, most of them involve Old Greg's wife too.
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Nope. For a name pronounced in the English fashion, there is no elide. "... de 'Old Greg'..." you see.Originally posted by Old Greg View Post'de' before a vowel is incorrect.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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The Dutch speak better English than most English people (and all Scots & Welsh). Coincidentally, OG's wife tried working in Amsterdam for a while, but someone kept drawing the curtains...Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostOn foreign languages, it's very like me to be wrong.
I lived in Amsterdam for several years and I could probably count on two hands the number of Dutch words I know. Coincidentally, most of them involve Old Greg's wife too. 
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Unfortunately she isn't kneeling before his coffin!Originally posted by Scruff View Post
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