Brexit in 5 bullet points

[clearedforlanding]

Would anyone mind doing a quick summary? I am a little bit behind on the progress made in this sub forum.

Cheers,


CFL

[scooterscot]

• Tory PM appeals to English nationalists to secure votes.
• Nationalists get a platform to raise hate awareness killing an MP in the process
• Proponents of Brexit flee these islands to purchase apartments in Singapore and ensure healthy returns in their Irish based hedge funds
• 50+ years of good relations with our neighbours flushed down the loo thanks to party before country politics
• Populist policies drown the country in debt whilst national infrastructure crumbles.

Looking forward to the next Tory manifesto...

[clearedforlanding]

• Tory PM appeals to English nationalists to secure votes.
• Nationalists get a platform to raise hate awareness killing an MP in the process
• Proponents of Brexit flee these islands to purchase apartments in Singapore and ensure healthy returns in their Irish based hedge funds
• 50+ years of good relations with our neighbours flushed down the loo thanks to party before country politics
• Populist policies drown the country in debt whilst national infrastructure crumbles.

Looking forward to the next Tory manifesto...

Thanks for the summary Scoot.

Strong and stable then. All going to plan.

[CryingSheep]

• Tory PM appeals to English nationalists to secure votes.
• Nationalists get a platform to raise hate awareness killing an MP in the process
• Proponents of Brexit flee these islands to purchase apartments in Singapore and ensure healthy returns in their Irish based hedge funds
• 50+ years of good relations with our neighbours flushed down the loo thanks to party before country politics
• Populist policies drown the country in debt whilst national infrastructure crumbles.

Looking forward to the next Tory manifesto...

Couldn't summarise it better...

[northernladuk]

Couldn't summarise it better...

You've actually got something right. You couldn't.

[Paddy]

• Tory PM appeals to English nationalists to secure votes.
• Nationalists get a platform to raise hate awareness killing an MP in the process
• Proponents of Brexit flee these islands to purchase apartments in Singapore and ensure healthy returns in their Irish based hedge funds
• 50+ years of good relations with our neighbours flushed down the loo thanks to party before country politics
• Populist policies drown the country in debt whilst national infrastructure crumbles.

Looking forward to the next Tory manifesto...

+ forelock-tugging peasants believe that the gentry will their saviours as long as the peasants have faith and suffer 50 years of austerity, devalue their currency, increase taxes and eat carrion dipped in sulphur.

[Old Greg]

Would anyone mind doing a quick summary? I am a little bit behind on the progress made in this sub forum.

Cheers,


CFL

So this isn't a thread about a Brexiteer plotting to murder five MPs. That's progress.

[BrilloPad]

Would anyone mind doing a quick summary? I am a little bit behind on the progress made in this sub forum.

Cheers,


CFL

You expect progress from CUK?

[AtW]

Brexit is like Russian roulette only with 5 bullets.

[Cirrus]

• Tories want to leave the EU. It's too left wing. Nothing happens.
• Labour want to leave the EU. It's too right wing. Nothing happens.
• Suddenly some loony Tory pull the hand grenade pin. Everyone goes "Whaaaat!!!!!?????"
• Labour say "We'll help save everyone". Labour hide in the basement waiting for the merde to hit the fan and the joy of walking over all the dead Tory bodies.
• Tories send a four page letter to the EU sayiing "Do you want to hold the hand grenade?" The EU decline to join in.
• The clock runs down and a terrible catastrophe occurs. (Well actually it doesn't. The whole nonsense just drags on into another never ending series of episodes of everyone saying the same thing. Another extension, a new government, a referendum etc etc. Untli? … nobody has the faintest idea when and how this can end)