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    Lol...rotflmao

    They froze Theresa May out. Now, with Boris Johnson at the helm, for the first time the obstinate European Union leaders must be terrified

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    BoJo will be forced to accept extension to Oct31. General election November.

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      Boris asked Michael Gove, seen as one of the most capable talents in Westminster,
      God help us all.

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        Originally posted by meridian View Post
        God help us all.
        Any particular God, or are you past caring?

        Edit for crap spelling...
        Last edited by Mordac; 25 July 2019, 10:01.
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          Any particular God, or are you passed caring?
          I reckon we'll need ALL of them for this.

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            #6
            Bojo is gr8

            Enjoy the show, he's Trump with knobs on.
            I'm alright Jack

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Any particular God, or are you passed caring?
              Koalemos. In Greek mythology, Koalemos is the god of stupidity, mentioned once by Aristophanes, and being found also in Lives by Plutarch. Coalemus is the Latin spelling of the name. Sometimes it is referred to as a dæmon, more of a spirit and minor deity. Otherwise, the word κοάλεμος was used in the sense of "stupid person" or also "idiots".

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                #8
                Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
                Koalemos. In Greek mythology, Koalemos is the god of stupidity, mentioned once by Aristophanes, and being found also in Lives by Plutarch. Coalemus is the Latin spelling of the name. Sometimes it is referred to as a dæmon, more of a spirit and minor deity. Otherwise, the word κοάλεμος was used in the sense of "stupid person" or also "idiots".
                now why would YOU know THAT??

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                  now why would YOU know THAT??

                  It's the patron saint of his village.
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    It's the patron saint of his village.
                    of course only brexiteers believe in imaginary fairies in the sky

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