Another bung?

[Old Greg]

No I don't, and I never did, because we don't. But I do believe that if we send them £3.50 a week, it's about £3.49 too much.

If it's too much, your personal care assistant will be round later to help you spend a penny.

[vetran]

If it's too much, your personal care assistant will be round later to help you spend a penny.

don't worry someone on minimum wage will be round soon to wipe up your number two.

[Mordac]

If it's too much, your personal care assistant will be round later to help you spend a penny.

You're showing your age. It's 30p in most London stations now. Perhaps your personal care assistant should take you out for a day in the big world, and then you wouldn't look like such a colossal knob-head.

[Old Greg]

You're showing your age. It's 30p in most London stations now. Perhaps your personal care assistant should take you out for a day in the big world, and then you wouldn't look like such a colossal knob-head.

Unfortunately that budget has been reallocated to your rectal prolapse enhanced home help package.

[Mordac]

Unfortunately that budget has been reallocated to your rectal prolapse enhanced home help package.

I don't know what you're on about, and I'm too scared to Google it. I've only just recovered from the time Mrs M found "felching" on my internet search history.
I don't think she was convinced by my insistence that I was searching for "fencing" and I had "keyboard issues"...