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    #11
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    No I don't, and I never did, because we don't. But I do believe that if we send them £3.50 a week, it's about £3.49 too much.
    If it's too much, your personal care assistant will be round later to help you spend a penny.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      If it's too much, your personal care assistant will be round later to help you spend a penny.

      don't worry someone on minimum wage will be round soon to wipe up your number two.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        If it's too much, your personal care assistant will be round later to help you spend a penny.
        You're showing your age. It's 30p in most London stations now. Perhaps your personal care assistant should take you out for a day in the big world, and then you wouldn't look like such a colossal knob-head.
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          You're showing your age. It's 30p in most London stations now. Perhaps your personal care assistant should take you out for a day in the big world, and then you wouldn't look like such a colossal knob-head.
          Unfortunately that budget has been reallocated to your rectal prolapse enhanced home help package.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Unfortunately that budget has been reallocated to your rectal prolapse enhanced home help package.
            I don't know what you're on about, and I'm too scared to Google it. I've only just recovered from the time Mrs M found "felching" on my internet search history.
            I don't think she was convinced by my insistence that I was searching for "fencing" and I had "keyboard issues"...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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