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The question though, is who did say it?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThankas for confirming with ZigAZigAhhh said. I knew he was right.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Dominic Cummins.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThe question though, is who did say it?

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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Kipper - once popular and found in abundance in cheap British seaside B&Bs in the 70's. Has a strong, overwhelming, smell. Of little relevance in today's modern society. Looking through rose tinted glassed, they seem like a good idea, but the reality soon dispels this myth. Can still find them in Wetherspoons pubs in a morning. Would be good if we could bury them in the past for good.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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You're JohnTheBike and I claim my £5 - none of that Euro tulipe!Originally posted by Whorty View PostKipper - once popular and found in abundance in cheap British seaside B&Bs in the 70's. Has a strong, overwhelming, smell. Of little relevance in today's modern society. Looking through rose tinted glassed, they seem like a good idea, but the reality soon dispels this myth. Can still find them in Wetherspoons pubs in a morning. Would be good if we could bury them in the past for good.Comment
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Fook me, i know we don't get on, and it would be an understatement to say you don't think very highly of me, but I never thought you'd go so low as to call me JohnTheBike; the dullest, most idiot of idiots! What did I say to you for you to insult me so muchOriginally posted by Zigenare View PostYou're JohnTheBike and I claim my £5 - none of that Euro tulipe!
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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he got it wrong. - you're BigBluePlymouth.Originally posted by Whorty View PostFook me, i know we don't get on, and it would be an understatement to say you don't think very highly of me, but I never thought you'd go so low as to call me JohnTheBike; the dullest, most idiot of idiots! What did I say to you for you to insult me so much

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Oy you fooker .... take that insult back right nowOriginally posted by BR14 View Posthe got it wrong. - you're BigBluePlymouth.
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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