no mention of British Steel yet?

[Old Greg]

OMG and now you are making fun of people with mental issues. Is there no depth to the depravity allowed on this forum.

So now you're turning on the depraved?

[Whorty]

OMG and now you are making fun of people with mental issues. Is there no depth to the depravity allowed on this forum.

No, not 'people', just you

[woohoo]

No, not 'people', just you

Playing identity politics now.

I’m bored now, my humour is wasted on you lot. Time to visit ipse.

[Old Greg]

Playing identity politics now.

I’m bored now, my humour is wasted on you lot. Time to flounce.

FTFY

[Whorty]

Funnily enough I was saying the same thing last night when I was volunteering at the LGBT homeless shelter. I had just finished picking the nits out of the hair of an elderly trans lady called Shakira, she had just commented that I do so much for people in need. I said gosh I hope when I tell people about my charity work they don't think I'm virtue signalling.
You know what Shakira said? She said you are a living saint. Then with tears down her eyes she said anyone that says you are virtue signalling, I will shank them, with my size 10 Gucci heals.

I thought, that was quite sweet. I didn't have the heart to tell her that her Gucci heals are knock off. I could tell by the stitching. I rescued a number of child workers from a Gucci factory in India and found them jobs in the local community, teaching ex-convicts how to make shoes. So, as you could imagine I'm quite the expert on shoes.

I hope you collected the tears in a jar, to show your friends (I'm assuming you have at least one friend, even if it is Ziggy) down 'spoonies?

[Whorty]

Playing identity politics now.

I’m bored now, my humour is wasted on you lot. Time to visit ipse.

I got what you was saying, it just wasn't funny. Although I was going to suggest you was strawberry milkshake, rather than vanilla, as it's more akin to the shade of gammon

[woohoo]

I got what you was saying, it just wasn't funny. Although I was going to suggest you was strawberry milkshake, rather than vanilla, as it's more akin to the shade of gammon

Listen to yourself. "It wasnt funny but I was going to suggest stawberry blah blah." Tedious.

Anyway, Whorty, look forward to seeing you on the comedy circuit.

[Whorty]

Listen to yourself. "It wasnt funny but I was going to suggest stawberry blah blah." Tedious.

Anyway, Whorty, look forward to seeing you on the comedy circuit.

I thought you'd flounced off?