May achievements

[AtW]

Laura Kuenssberg on Twitter: "One minister says May has achieved something - ‘how to take something bad and make it truly worse’ - another minister told me even before speech bill shouldn’t be tabled, more will make that point now"

[BlasterBates]

No worries Bojo will sort it. Bojo's mantra is Brexit means Brexit and he will make a success of it.

[jamesbrown]

No worries Bojo will sort it. Bojo's mantra is Brexit means Brexit and he will make a success of it.

Roll up! Roll up! Git yer comfort blankets here, gammonflakes.

[BlasterBates]

Roll up! Roll up! Git yer comfort blankets here, gammonflakes.

be afraid
....be very afraid

[jamesbrown]

be afraid
....be very afraid

Let's reconvene when Korbyn has nationalised CUK for 20% of its net present value of three pence or 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 USD.

[Old Greg]

Let's reconvene when Korbyn has nationalised CUK for 20% of its net present value of three pence or 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 USD.

Project Fear!

[jamesbrown]

Project Fear!

No Leader is Better than a Bad Leader.

[jamesbrown]

BREAKING: the executive of the 1922 committee will meet with Theresa May at 5:30pm. They’re expecting to be told something.

Nothing has changed?

[jamesbrown]

Fat Lady is sucking a Fisherman’s Friend.

[Old Greg]

Fat Lady is sucking a Fisherman’s Friend.

Nobody wants to hear about MF's love life.