Brexiteer brains explode as Scotland wants Indyref2

[Zigenare]

Nope - stone cold sober. I'm a lot more witty when i've been drinking I can also get a little gobby and punchy, so you might want to let me win at pool

Why not play to those strengths then? You are getting nowhere putting all your eggs into the witless basket!!

Isn't that what Minestrone said?

Admittedly in one of his (rare)moments of sobriety. Filtered out of his usual "C'mon yer fukkahs, I'll tek y'all on" ramblings?

Spod - In "Trying to be nice" mode!

[darmstadt]

No mate, you don't frighten me.

Gobby and Punchy I can handle, 3 broken noses, scars on both cheeks and still the prettiest 6' 8" 45 Cdo Retiree.

I might be a Lancastrian but I'm one of Arbroath's finest

But as many on this forum who have met me will attest (if they know what's good for them) not that bad a bloke!

Why not play to those strengths then? You are getting nowhere putting all your eggs into the witless basket!!

Seems to be a lot of immigrants in England....

[Zigenare]

Seems to be a lot of immigrants in England....

Learn to read.

I am a Lancastrian born and bred!

[WTFH]

I am a Lancastrian born inbred!

FTFY

[BR14]

Ah, it's the little attack puppy again yesterday yapping away to defend Shauny, and now nipping at the ankles in defense of Yorkie Now run along you little wammal

I'm defending no-one. i just think you are a pompous arse.

as i've said repeatedly

[Zigenare]

FTFY

A bit bloody obvious, try and be a bit more creative.

[Whorty]

No mate, you don't frighten me.

Gobby and Punchy I can handle, 3 broken noses, scars on both cheeks and still the prettiest 6' 8" 45 Cdo Retiree.

I might be a Lancastrian but I'm one of Arbroath's finest

But as many on this forum who have met me will attest (if they know what's good for them) not that bad a bloke!

Wasn't meant to frighten you, it was meant as a witty repartee which was clearly lost in translation

So you're 6'8" with 3 broken noses (I assume you mean you have one nose that has been broken 3 times, else you're gonna be a strange looking fella!!) and scars on the face. Seems you've been a little slow and can't avoid a slap Me, never had a facial injury, I'm light on my feet Have broke my hand twice lamping people, but those stories can wait for another time

No idea what 45 Cdo is so don't know if being the prettiest one is good or bad. Could be a herd of Kudu so being the prettiest may not be a good thing

[Whorty]

I'm defending no-one. i just think you are a pompous arse.

as i've said repeatedly

I've earned the right to be pompous; I'm very successful yet have to deal with dummies like you on here. When you do the same, you can upgrade from being just an arse

[Old Greg]

Wasn't meant to frighten you, it was meant as a witty repartee which was clearly lost in translation

So you're 6'8" with 3 broken noses (I assume you mean you have one nose that has been broken 3 times, else you're gonna be a strange looking fella!!) and scars on the face. Seems you've been a little slow and can't avoid a slap Me, never had a facial injury, I'm light on my feet Have broke my hand twice lamping people, but those stories can wait for another time

No idea what 45 Cdo is so don't know if being the prettiest one is good or bad. Could be a herd of Kudu so being the prettiest may not be a good thing

He spent five years in Aldershot, sweeping up Spuddy's peelings.

[BR14]

I've earned the right to be pompous; I'm very successful yet have to deal with dummies like you on here. When you do the same, you can upgrade from being just an arse

Q.E.D.