Brexit - easy answer

[Alf W]

Surely the whole answer to this whole Brexit debacle is to negotiate a deal with the EU that is to all intents and purposes exactly the same as the existing deal we have (maybe some slight adjustments like we get a blue passport and the French get to make Cheddar) with them and get MPs to vote on it (which they would pass). This way Brexiteers get to march around Wetherspoons celebrating that they won and did a Brexit and no damage done.

Is there a flaw in this?

[Whorty]

Surely the whole answer to this whole Brexit debacle is to negotiate a deal with the EU that is to all intents and purposes exactly the same as the existing deal we have (maybe some slight adjustments like we get a blue passport and the French get to make Cheddar) with them and get MPs to vote on it (which they would pass). This way Brexiteers get to march around Wetherspoons celebrating that they won and did a Brexit and no damage done.

Is there a flaw in this?

Cake and eat it .....

The EU are not going to allow us the same deal out as we have in. They stated this from day 1. Whatever deal we get, we will always be worse off.

[Alf W]

Cake and eat it .....

The EU are not going to allow us the same deal out as we have in. They stated this from day 1. Whatever deal we get, we will always be worse off.

We will be. Under my idea we lose protected status on Cheddar. Everything else remains exactly the same. We just call it UK 2.0. It is highly cunning.

[Mordac]

Cake and eat it .....

The EU are not going to allow us the same deal out as we have in. They stated this from day 1. Whatever deal we get, we will always be worse off.

I wonder why. It's a bit like a Readers Digest subscription (one for the teenagers). It's all about the money, money, money...

[Mordac]

Surely the whole answer to this whole Brexit debacle is to negotiate a deal with the EU that is to all intents and purposes exactly the same as the existing deal we have (maybe some slight adjustments like we get a blue passport and the French get to make Cheddar) with them and get MPs to vote on it (which they would pass). This way Brexiteers get to march around Wetherspoons celebrating that they won and did a Brexit and no damage done.

Is there a flaw in this?

Yes. Who's going to pay Junckers bar bill?

[Whorty]

I wonder why. It's a bit like a Readers Digest subscription (one for the teenagers). It's all about the money, money, money...

Do we really have to use the Private Golf Club analogy again? Really?

[Old Greg]

Surely the whole answer to this whole Brexit debacle is to negotiate a deal with the EU that is to all intents and purposes exactly the same as the existing deal we have (maybe some slight adjustments like we get a blue passport and the French get to make Cheddar) with them and get MPs to vote on it (which they would pass). This way Brexiteers get to march around Wetherspoons celebrating that they won and did a Brexit and no damage done.

Is there a flaw in this?

A superlative idea sir, with just two minor flaws.

[DimPrawn]

Surely the whole answer to this whole Brexit debacle is to negotiate a deal with the EU that is to all intents and purposes exactly the same as the existing deal we have (maybe some slight adjustments like we get a blue passport and the French get to make Cheddar) with them and get MPs to vote on it (which they would pass). This way Brexiteers get to march around Wetherspoons celebrating that they won and did a Brexit and no damage done.

Is there a flaw in this?

Nothing apart from you being a complete bellend and moron.

[shaunbhoy]

[Mordac]

Do we really have to use the Private Golf Club analogy again? Really?

Who mentioned Golf?