Just saw a lot of Zimmer frames and mobility scooters parked outside of Wetherspoons, something is brewing
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You may mock all you you like, but if you want your deportation notice to be lost in the post, it's time to start being nice...Originally posted by Eirikur View PostJust saw a lot of Zimmer frames and mobility scooters parked outside of Wetherspoons, something is brewingHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Careful Mordy. You don't want him running off blubbing to cojak and getting you banned for being beastly and howwible!!Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou may mock all you you like, but if you want your deportation notice to be lost in the post, it's time to start being nice...
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Not possible already got PROriginally posted by Mordac View PostYou may mock all you you like, but if you want your deportation notice to be lost in the post, it's time to start being nice...Comment
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No-one gets banned for being beastly and howwible. You just have to be ensure that you don't use xenophobic epithets or stereotypes.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostCareful Mordy. You don't want him running off blubbing to cojak and getting you banned for being beastly and howwible!!
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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You tell the gammons, Natty.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNo-one gets banned for being beastly and howwible. You just have to be ensure that you don't use xenophobic epithets or stereotypes.Comment
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you don't use xenophobic epithets or stereotypes.
Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou tell the gammons, Natty.
Other pork-based products are available. I'm rather partial to a sausage, but I'd hate to get you too excited...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Cojak is too busy trying to get someone else to change his nappy...Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostCareful Mordy. You don't want him running off blubbing to cojak and getting you banned for being beastly and howwible!!

His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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aye, and my arse farts butterfliesOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostNo-one gets banned for being beastly and howwible. You just have to be ensure that you don't use xenophobic epithets or stereotypes.
fill yer boots, basel brush
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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