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#811

27 November 2019, 10:40

ah, so this isn't a joke thread anymore then.

what a wunch of bankers!
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27 November 2019, 11:54

Normal service can now be resumed.

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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8 December 2019, 15:38

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#814

9 December 2019, 10:21

Слава Україні! Героям слава!
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#815

11 December 2019, 20:17

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Rockall is still there. And they've removed IoM. Sloppy work.
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#816

11 December 2019, 20:21

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Rockall is still there. And they've removed IoM. Sloppy work.

IoM moved to Malta on loan.

…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore
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11 December 2019, 20:47

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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20 December 2019, 16:33

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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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30 December 2019, 18:31

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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