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4 October 2019, 06:51

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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4 October 2019, 09:37

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4 October 2019, 10:39

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4 October 2019, 17:49

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4 October 2019, 19:14

New Brexit Boys Band - Take Twat

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#618

5 October 2019, 10:20

Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

I'd rather die in a ditch than see that.

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5 October 2019, 22:22

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At last, a good argument for Brexit.

"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.
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6 October 2019, 08:06

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