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His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
Originally posted by Mordac View PostRecycled Irish jokes? Oh Dear...See You Next TuesdayComment
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I heard Europe is starting to look sexy now that it has lost a few pounds.
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If at first you don't secede, try try again.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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The Polish couple Bret and Alicja worked very hard every day in London.
One day Bret woke up covered in spots, delirious and kept shouting one word... "Boris"
Alicja was very worried as the rent was due, so she phoned a nurse friend who lived nearby.
The nurse came round and asked Alicja why Bret kept shouting “Boris”
Alicja said "It has to be Brets Sick"“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Why are Jeremy Corbyn’s Christmas cards on the floor?
His cabinet collapsed.
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What’s the best advice you can give at the UKIP Christmas party?
Avoid the punch.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Bond films to last 30 per cent longer, with scenes of his passport being more heavily scrutinised between exotic European locales.”“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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This competition is open to Brexiters mocking Remainers. I'm sure some of you are not humourless nurks.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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