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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostOld Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View Postwhat we need to remind the MPs is that they serve the will of the people, not their own.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostWe already understand that most MPs don't want to leave the EU - what we need to remind the MPs is that they serve the will of the people, not their own.
The Welsh constituency the other week voted in a Labour MP who campaigned under the banner of a second referendum. I'll say it again in case you didn't understand it the first time; the people voted for an MP who actively campaigned for a second ref and supports remain. The People did NOT vote for a leave MP.
The 'leave' parties failed miserably; doesn't really back your argument does it that hard brexit is the will of the peopleI am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostComedy gold. Do keep it up.Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostThere was I thinking that somewhere in the depths of this detritus there could a respectable conversation be had.You've left the UK, the matter is not of your concern.
But keep them coming; you're very funny. Well, ridiculous anyway. Nicely in keeping with this joke thread. Well done!Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI was vacuuming naked when I slipped over usually works for me......Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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