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So by that logic if I only choose two digit numbers I have a greater chance of winning as there are more two digit numbers than 1 digit numbers and hence the two digit number are more likely to be drawn over the one digit numbers.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHe would, but most of them are two digit numbers and he doesn't want to wound your self-esteem.
You do realise I am winding you up
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How do I know? Well, for starters having more than 62 brain cells enables one to calculate what is going to happen when one jumps off the cliff, even if the exact drop time is unknown - sufficient to know the cliff is high enough to cause injury or death.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostHow do you know? we have left yet. You have no proof unless of course you have a time machine or crystal ball. In which case can you give me the lottery numbers for tonight.Comment
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Yeah but we are leaving the EU and not jumping off a cliff, and even if we were jumping off a cliff have you factored in the updraft which in certain places can be sufficient to put you back on top of the cliff several metres back from where you started.Originally posted by AtW View PostHow do I know? Well, for starters having more than 62 brain cells enables one to calculate what is going to happen when one jumps off the cliff, even if the exact drop time is unknown - sufficient to know the cliff is high enough to cause injury or death.Comment
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I’ve factored in cretins like who voted for Brexit.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostYeah but we are leaving the EU and not jumping off a cliff, and even if we were jumping off a cliff have you factored in the updraft which in certain places can be sufficient to put you back on top of the cliff several metres back from where you started.Comment
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Who voted for brexit, but he/She/it/whatever gender Dr Who is this week is smart. He/she/it wins every week on the telly.Originally posted by AtW View PostI’ve factored in cretins like who voted for Brexit.Comment
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There's no Brexit uncertainty in some cases - Skoda still make vehicles and stick a SEAT badge on them.
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The current Dr Who is female. I trust that clears up any confusion on your part.Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostWho voted for brexit, but he/She/it/whatever gender Dr Who is this week is smart. He/she/it wins every week on the telly.Comment
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A very timely intervention.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThe current Dr Who is female. I trust that clears up any confusion on your part.Comment
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Sometimes we must be patient with them.Originally posted by AtW View PostA very timely intervention.Comment
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