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Is that the gun they gave you when you sat in your shed? My rifle was a little more sophisticated than that, but then they trusted me not to shoot myself in the foot ... as a Brexiter, that's clearly a high risk possibility with youOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYeah....whatever Rambo......



Maybe if you hadn't run away from your comrades they may have let you have a real gun
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Nope....this is the one......Originally posted by Whorty View PostIs that the gun they gave you when you helped win the Cold War?

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Last edited by shaunbhoy; 17 February 2019, 19:10.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Well, to be fair kitchen staff is the last line of defense, so they get to be issued firearms too.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYeah... sand would probably be better.
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We were issued with real guns. Something that could actually stop a charging wild animal; that pop gun of yours would, at best, just annoy a charging elephantOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNope....this is the one......

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Let me know when you've learnt to use a real gun, that requires an accurate shot, and has real stopping power
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The biggest risk for shaunbhoy whilst of tour in India was running out of gin and tonic, that and the imminent full scale Soviet invasionComment
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Yes, if he'd run out of drinkies, the officers would have been furious.Originally posted by AtW View PostThe biggest risk for shaunbhoy whilst of tour in India was running out of gin and tonic, that and the imminent full scale Soviet invasionComment
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