Was travelling from west country into London yesterday as had a freebie at Twickers for the varsity match. Agency I used to use wanted to schmooze me with free drink and food, and who was I to say no? Anyway, I digress....
At Salisbury I ended up sitting next to a chap who was probably late 50's, early 60's. Said he now lived near Sherbourne but used to live in West London. Got chatting and I said I was thinking of moving back to London after 3 years in the sticks.
Him: "You don't want to do that. It's changed so much you won't feel safe now"
Me: "I only moved out 3 years ago, and travel in quite a lot, I don't think it's changed that much in that time"
Him: "But it's full of people now who don't follow our culture. They bring their own in and just don't follow British way of living"
Me: "Who are 'they'?"
Him: "Well the foreigners. You know, the Russians, Arabs, Polish. They don't respect our culture. Peadophile rings in Rotherham and the like. Be better once we're out of Europe." (I jest not).
Me: "Well Russia and Arab countries aren't in Europe so Brexit won't make any difference there. And I don't think any Polish have been implicated in the Pedo rings. Aren't these pedos mostly british born anyway?" (tbh, I didn't know where the Rotherham blokes came from, but i figured he wouldn't either so I was safe).
Him: "BUt when I lived and worked in Dubai I had to follow their laws, we all did, but when they come over here no one follows the law"
Me: "Which laws exactly don't they follow?"
Him: "They're setting up Sharia Laws."
At that point I just changed the subject as he was clearly a fully paid up Daily Fail reader and knew his facts better than me
On the topic of the Varsity Match, he was proud to tell me his son is doing law at Oxford. He then said, Oxford Brookes. I nearly pee'd myself - it took all my control not to point out this was actually Oxford Poly
He also had a lot to say about how good our nurses are, and how little they get paid for the work they do (can't disagree with that). Then went on to say they then get poached to go work abroad, and we replace then with substandard (his words not mine) foreign nurses.
And we let these feckwits have a vote
Come on, fess up, which one of you was it?
At Salisbury I ended up sitting next to a chap who was probably late 50's, early 60's. Said he now lived near Sherbourne but used to live in West London. Got chatting and I said I was thinking of moving back to London after 3 years in the sticks.
Him: "You don't want to do that. It's changed so much you won't feel safe now"
Me: "I only moved out 3 years ago, and travel in quite a lot, I don't think it's changed that much in that time"
Him: "But it's full of people now who don't follow our culture. They bring their own in and just don't follow British way of living"
Me: "Who are 'they'?"
Him: "Well the foreigners. You know, the Russians, Arabs, Polish. They don't respect our culture. Peadophile rings in Rotherham and the like. Be better once we're out of Europe." (I jest not).
Me: "Well Russia and Arab countries aren't in Europe so Brexit won't make any difference there. And I don't think any Polish have been implicated in the Pedo rings. Aren't these pedos mostly british born anyway?" (tbh, I didn't know where the Rotherham blokes came from, but i figured he wouldn't either so I was safe).
Him: "BUt when I lived and worked in Dubai I had to follow their laws, we all did, but when they come over here no one follows the law"
Me: "Which laws exactly don't they follow?"
Him: "They're setting up Sharia Laws."
At that point I just changed the subject as he was clearly a fully paid up Daily Fail reader and knew his facts better than me
On the topic of the Varsity Match, he was proud to tell me his son is doing law at Oxford. He then said, Oxford Brookes. I nearly pee'd myself - it took all my control not to point out this was actually Oxford Poly
He also had a lot to say about how good our nurses are, and how little they get paid for the work they do (can't disagree with that). Then went on to say they then get poached to go work abroad, and we replace then with substandard (his words not mine) foreign nurses.
And we let these feckwits have a vote
Come on, fess up, which one of you was it?
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