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    The new wine lake

    Very, very important for booze addled Brexiters: Majestic Wine to stockpile 1m extra bottles of wine for no-deal Brexit | Business | The Guardian
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    1m is just enough so that, by the time it runs out, the brexiters realise what a f*** up they've done.
    About a week I reckon.

    Then it's cider all the way.
    See You Next Tuesday

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      #3
      They're stockpiling them because they can't sell them.
      "Don't part with your illusions; when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" Mark Twain

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        #4
        1m bottles = £5m = average £5 per bottle.

        Even at trade prices that’s not a lot of quality.

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          #5
          Originally posted by meridian View Post
          1m bottles = £5m = average £5 per bottle.

          Even at trade prices that’s not a lot of quality.
          they're going to feel really stoopid when it turns out Mr. Wetherspoons was right and the price of wine halves on B-Day +1

          See You Next Tuesday

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            #6
            Originally posted by meridian View Post
            1m bottles = £5m = average £5 per bottle.

            Even at trade prices that’s not a lot of quality.
            And with a UK population of around 66million that's HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO MAKE THAT LAST A WEEK!

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