Very, very important for booze addled Brexiters: Majestic Wine to stockpile 1m extra bottles of wine for no-deal Brexit | Business | The Guardian
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The new wine lake
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
1m is just enough so that, by the time it runs out, the brexiters realise what a f*** up they've done.
About a week I reckon.
Then it's cider all the way.See You Next Tuesday -
They're stockpiling them because they can't sell them."Don't part with your illusions; when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" Mark TwainComment
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they're going to feel really stoopid when it turns out Mr. Wetherspoons was right and the price of wine halves on B-Day +1Originally posted by meridian View Post1m bottles = £5m = average £5 per bottle.
Even at trade prices that’s not a lot of quality.
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And with a UK population of around 66million that's HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO MAKE THAT LAST A WEEK!Originally posted by meridian View Post1m bottles = £5m = average £5 per bottle.
Even at trade prices that’s not a lot of quality.
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