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Farage foaming at the mouth

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    Farage foaming at the mouth

    I couldn’t wait to leave the European Council meeting last night. For several hours I was forced to listen to widespread mockery being directed at the United Kingdom. “Surely, Nigel, you don’t believe Brexit will actually happen?” people taunted. Make no mistake: this is now the view that prevails in Brussels. The EU gang think Brexit can be stopped. And in this warped scheme they have a great ally. Her name is Theresa May.

    The seeds of this disastrous situation were sown last December when Mrs May left Downing Street at 4 o’clock in the morning and headed to Brussels. She had been summoned by the EU’s unelected chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier. Mrs May obediently accepted Barnier’s idea...

    Chucking Chequers is not enough, it’s time the Tories chucked Mrs May


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    More mockery, warning: foreign language skills required

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      HOW DARE YOU DERIDE THIS MAN OF THE PEOPLE!

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        #4
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        More mockery, warning: foreign language skills required


        Colonel Kurt von Strohm is quite funny.


        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          HOW DARE YOU DERIDE THIS MAN OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAS SUCH FASHION SENSE. I TOO AM A PROUD WEARER OF YELLOW CORDS!

          FTFY
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              More mockery, warning: foreign language skills required


              Brilliant - thanks for sharing. Must confess was dependent on the subtitles a little too often!
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                More mockery, warning: foreign language skills required

                Quite funny, for Germans. The beer looked like a pint of (very badly poured) Guinness, so they might have upset the Irish. Still, when did the Germans care who they upset?
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  Brilliant - thanks for sharing. Must confess was dependent on the subtitles a little too often!
                  Look on the bright side, now you know what the German for is, so there's no need to look so confused at parties...
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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