Irish border issue

[BrilloPad]

Ireland can just rejoin the UK. Simples.

[SueEllen]

Very funny

[BrilloPad]

Very funny

As funny asIreland suggestion the UK has to remain part of the custome union.

[meridian]

Ireland can just rejoin the UK. Simples.

Or the UK can get out of the island of Ireland. You’ve been asked enough times, got the hint yet?

[northernladyuk]

Ireland can just rejoin the UK. Simples.

[DimPrawn]

Or the UK can get out of the island of Ireland. You’ve been asked enough times, got the hint yet?

Can Scotland get out of the island of Britain? No, they cannot, even if they try.

[Hobosapien]

Can Scotland get out of the island of Britain? No, they cannot, even if they try.

They can just dig a moat where Hadrian's Wall is.

How wide does the water ditch need to be before it's classed as separated from the mainland?

[ProInDisguise]

Ireland can just rejoin the UK. Simples.

Or Northern Ireland can join the Republic? Would make a lot more sense in the long run as the Unionists will be outnumbered soon enough. The UK will be an economic wasteland in a few years anyway so its in the best interests of the country. I can see Scotland joining with Ireland in a new Celtic Union that is a member of EU and is the English speaking gateway to the European market. Hopefully corporations wont be put off investing in the region due to its proximity to it's notoriously unstable neighbour where everyone is subsisting on Jam exclusively due to overproduction based on the hope that they would corner the global market (food is now too expensive to import due to the worthless pound and the Farmers forgotten how to farm due to over reliance on CAP for too many years).

[DimPrawn]

Or Northern Ireland can join the Republic? Would make a lot more sense in the long run as the Unionists will be outnumbered soon enough. The UK will be an economic wasteland in a few years anyway so its in the best interests of the country. I can see Scotland joining with Ireland in a new Celtic Union that is a member of EU and is the English speaking gateway to the European market. Hopefully corporations wont be put off investing in the region due to its proximity to it's notoriously unstable neighbour where everyone is subsisting on Jam exclusively due to overproduction based on the hope that they would corner the global market (food is now too expensive to import due to the worthless pound and the Farmers forgotten how to farm due to over reliance on CAP for too many years).

Sounds like a plan. Like I said before, pay off the Unionists in NI to relocate to England. Money solves everything if there's enough chucked about.

[Hobosapien]

... Farmers forgotten how to farm due to over reliance on CAP for too many years).

Farmers will switch to growing magic mushrooms underneath the solar panels they're covering their fields with. Then everyone can live with their head in the clouds, the brexit dream.