Yet another Brexit thread with a twist...

[AtW]

Brexit minister who ‘sent assistant to buy sex toys’ will be investigated by Cabinet Office, Jeremy Hunt reveals

A Brexit minister who has admitted asking his secretary to buy sex toys will be investigated to find out if he broke ministerial rules.

Jeremy Hunt, the Health Secretary, revealed that Mark Garnier, a frontbencher at the Department for International Trade, is facing a probe launched by the Cabinet Office.

Mr Hunt also announced that Theresa May, the Prime Minister, will today write to John Bercow, the Commons Speaker, to ask for his advice on how to tackle sexual harassment in Parliament amid a growing number of allegations against MPs.

Mr Garnier's former secretary Caroline Edmondson told The Mail on Sunday that the married MP had given her the money to buy two vibrators at a Soho sex shop.

Brexit minister who ‘sent assistant to buy sex toys’ will be investigated by Cabinet Office, Jeremy Hunt reveals

[vetran]

Mrs Bercow knows all about sexual harassment apparently (allegedly).

Reckless drinking sprees, casual sex ... what ELSE has Sally Bercow got to hide? | Daily Mail Online

fox in the hen house?

[greenlake]

Mr Garnier's former secretary Caroline Edmondson told The Mail on Sunday that the married MP had given her the money to buy two vibrators

Perhaps he was just planning to pour some concrete....?

[AtW]

Perhaps he was just planning to pour some concrete....?

To bury the story?

[SueEllen]

Who is Boris shagging?

He must be up to something for Mrs May to keep him in the cabinet.

[AtW]

Who is Boris shagging?

Boris shagged the country.

[BrilloPad]

Who is Boris shagging?

He must be up to something for Mrs May to keep him in the cabinet.

May made a very wise decision to give him a senior cabinet post in which he would look stupid. Stops him being a leadership rival and probably makes him unelectable until the public forget what an idiot he is.

[AtW]

May made a very wise decision to give him a senior cabinet post in which he would look stupid. Stops him being a leadership rival and probably makes him unelectable until the public forget what an idiot he is.

May made a very unwise decision to be PM - she looks stupid and incompetent, makes clown Boris a credible alternative

[Bean]

So Brexit threads are allowed now?

[original PM]

Secretaries are often tasked with doing bits of shopping for execs who are to busy to do it themselves.

It is legal and acceptable to buy sex toys so not really sure what the problem is.