Donald Tusk: EU must stay united or face Brexit 'defeat'

[BrilloPad]

A favourable divorce settlement for the UK – or none at all – may come at a high price for the UK in the long run.

Or it may not.

The UK does not have to pay anything to the EU. The UK cannot be forced to do anything.

Politicians don't care about the future. They only care about today.

[darmstadt]

And when we don't?

Brexiters Are Thicker Than a 90’s Yellow Pages

“We’ve gone from being the biggest empire on the globe to an annoying ******* piss head who’s just glassed the landlord, needs to leave, wants to stay friends with everyone but won’t pay his ******* bar tab.”

[BlasterBates]

Or it may not.

The UK does not have to pay anything to the EU. The UK cannot be forced to do anything.

Politicians don't care about the future. They only care about today.

[BR14]

Brexiters Are Thicker Than a 90’s Yellow Pages

“We’ve gone from being the biggest empire on the globe to an annoying ******* piss head who’s just glassed the landlord, needs to leave, wants to stay friends with everyone but won’t pay his ******* bar tab.”

Feck me! - you're as bad as scootsie!
must be the german water

[vetran]

Juncker tells the UK to pay the Brexit bill

Juncker I think puts it quite nicely.



The UK needs to pay the bill, very simple just pay the bill.

strangely if after years of buying the rounds you decide the fecking scroungers need to step up to the plate and buy you one back.


Typical fecking bremoaner expects the UK to pay for your incompetence.


The facts behind the £350m per week EU membership claim

For many years, Britain and Germany were the only significant net contributors to the EU budget. Now, however, there are 12 countries who pay more in than they get back.

In terms of total contribution, Britain remains the second biggest payer behind Germany with a net spend of €11.5bn in 2015 according to the European Commission.

after years of buying the drinks we have had enough and are leaving the pissheads in the pub.

Oh sorry of course we should keep on paying its only fair

Again they can't tell us how much we should pay or why.

[jamesbrown]

Surely the EUSSR superstate will just dictate to its vassal states that they must sign up to whatever the EUSSR decides!

Nailed it!

[darmstadt]

Feck me! - you're as bad as scootsie!
must be the german water

Except that quote was all written by an Englishman in England so it's quite possible (more likely probably) English water...

[northernladyuk]

Nailed it!

It is getting more and more difficult to find a satirical line which Brexiteers don't actually believe to be true.

[jamesbrown]

It is getting more and more difficult to find a satirical line which Brexiteers don't actually believe to be true.

Keep trying, grasshopper.

[original PM]

Juncker tells the UK to pay the Brexit bill

Juncker I think puts it quite nicely.



The UK needs to pay the bill, very simple just pay the bill.

This analogy falls flat on its arse quite quickly.

Did everyone go to the pub at the same time?

Has everyone else but the UK bought a round?

Did the person who bought the first round have to buy a full one or were less people there then?