A Brexit Thread from Someone who Didn't Vote

[BrilloPad]

An Asian goes into a bank and asks to change £1000 into EUR. He only gets 1000EUR. He asks why he gets so little. The teller replies "fluctuations".

The Asian replies "fluck to you Europeans then".

[Bee]

Mr. Bean seems to be unemployed and inexperienced to me judging by his juvenile ranting. Probably a student, probably living with him mum. Head firmly stuck up arse, probably a virgin.

Based on a character originally developed by Atkinson while he was studying for his master's degree at Oxford University, the series follows the exploits of Mr. Bean, described by Atkinson as "a child in a grown man's body", in solving various problems presented by everyday tasks and often causing disruption in the process. Bean rarely speaks, and the largely physical humour of the series is derived from his interactions with other people and his unusual solutions to situations.

[Mordac]

Mr. Bean seems to be unemployed and inexperienced to me judging by his juvenile ranting. Probably a student, probably living with him mum. Head firmly stuck up arse, probably a virgin.

Alternatively known as "your twin".

[northernladyuk]

Mr. Bean seems to be unemployed and inexperienced to me judging by his juvenile ranting. Probably a student, probably living with him mum. Head firmly stuck up arse, probably a virgin.

That sounds like an articulate version of originalPM.

Beanyboy is alright, within the context of the broader Brexiteer congregation. I quite like the pole-choker stable - a bit of energy and a sense of humour.

[original PM]

That sounds like an articulate version of originalPM.

Beanyboy is alright, within the context of the broader Brexiteer congregation. I quite like the pole-choker stable - a bit of energy and a sense of humour.

Fook you wank stain

[sasguru]

Fook you wank stain

Language Timothy. You're on a public forum, not speaking to your mum.

[northernladyuk]

Fook you wank stain

QED ™

[northernladyuk]

Language Timothy. You're on a public forum, not speaking to your mum.

If he spoke to his mum like that, she'd take away his Civ5 for a week.

[original PM]

Language Timothy. You're on a public forum, not speaking to your mum.

Anyone who randomly decides to insult me for no reason - because if you look I have not really posted on this thread - will be treated with the disdain they deserve.

I have no problems with a bit of banter during an active thread but just chucking insults randomly at posters not engaged in the discussions are the actions of a bully.

And I really dislike bullies.

[northernladyuk]

Anyone who randomly decides to insult me for no reason - because if you look I have not really posted on this thread - will be treated with the disdain they deserve.

I have no problems with a bit of banter during an active thread but just chucking insults randomly at posters not engaged in the discussions are the actions of a bully.

And I really dislike bullies.

Bullies pick on the weak. Are you weak?