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The Good News on Brexit They’re Not Telling You

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    #11
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Any tips that would help me become a member of the Brexit club? Is there a fee? Free open access to the local Masonic lodge?
    Keep stumbling around aimlessly and see where you end up.

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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
      Keep stumbling around aimlessly and see where you end up.
      He seems to be doing a rather excellent job of that already
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #13
        Anyone noticed scooter's weirdly and grossly misspelled .sig?

        Ldoenn : 'we're hloding a referneudm to laeve the Eureopean union
        EU: 'OK'
        Scotland: 'we're holding a refeerndum to leave the UK union'
        Ldonon: ' Oh no you're not'.
        The irony is I'm not even sure it was deliberate.
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #14
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          Anyone noticed scooter's weirdly and grossly misspelled .sig?



          The irony is I'm not even sure it was deliberate.
          What is a '.sig'?

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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            What is a '.sig'?
            Is that a trick question?

            What is a .Sig File

            By convention a .sig refers to the contents of the .sig file or what would have been held in a .sig file on unix
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #16
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              Any tips that would help me become a member of the Brexit club? Is there a fee? Free open access to the local Masonic lodge?
              There really is only one tip and you either have it or you don't. It can't be bought implanted or adopted it can only be felt.

              I like many others believe that despite the best attempts of the political class. There will always be a better class of entrepreneurs that will strive to make money and that far from putting them off, having a period of aggravated change will open opportunities and disproportionately affect the dinosaurs industry that currently rule the planet.

              Brexit is just a war on home soil. Loads of chaos and tonnes of money to be made out of it.

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                #17
                indeed "revolution", October and all that.

                I'm alright Jack

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  Any tips that would help me become a member of the Brexit club? Is there a fee? Free open access to the local Masonic lodge?
                  It's incredibly easy to get on board with Brexit and feel good about it. Simply do this....

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
                    is there froth in your mouth
                    Frothing at the gash I'd suggest
                    one day at a time

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                      Can't wait to read about the first law suit delivered by some random prosecutor in Kentucky on behalf of their client, Bartholomew Jr, against Dorthy Jams of Hampshire for the time he fractured his wrist trying to open a particular tasty raspberry peanut butter spread (hurl blow chunks) which would mean he could no longer use a keyboard, thereby ending is prospects at Harvard after paying fees of $300k.
                      Or just because it didn't taste right....

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