Just go and steal as much as you can carry from the stationary cupboard and eBay it.
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And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. -
Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostAnd 'make it up' in other ways
Fill your bag up with company stationery!!!!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Good thinking! I can feel a good 4 day bout of flu coming on. Ooh and I seem to have lost that company laptop and Blackberry, which I'm sure they've lost the paperwork for!!Comment
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Originally posted by JoJoGabor View PostGood thinking! I can feel a good 4 day bout of flu coming on. Ooh and I seem to have lost that company laptop and Blackberry, which I'm sure they've lost the paperwork for!!
Two mates of mine tried that during the dot com crash at 2 different employers. One company went bust and the other was taken over but made staff redundant. They couldn't be bothered to pay their wages and/or expenses but could phone them up and chase them for their laptops.
Do you know what they threatened them with?
Not giving them references. Unfortunately they forgot they sacked their managers at the same time...............
I think you will be getting that contract soon in another part of the country."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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