The only secretary you can shag with a clear conscience!

[ASB]

Not quite (again)..

You can offer the services for money in private, but not public.

Public solicitation for this particular service is illegal I believe, but how the hell would you solicit in private?

Sorry I meant in private. Punter enquiring in the street is generally kerb crawling .

The in private bit is generally covered by the massage parlour (which can often become an illegal brothel of course).

[blacjac]

Hmmm, maybe there is a plan B as a legal advisor for ladies who offer these services.....

[Sockpuppet]

So, i'm newly married, and we're relocating, and the missus is going to be out of work for a while, possibly quite a while if everything's functioning *down below*

I look forward to the "everything was functioning down below and now she's divorcing me and screwing me rotten in the courts".

Regards,
Sockpuppet

CUKs resident bitter person

[blacjac]

I look forward to the "everything was functioning down below and now she's divorcing me and screwing me rotten in the courts".

Regards,
Sockpuppet

CUKs resident bitter person

I thought that was BrilloPad?

[Turion]

You can pay her about £450/month tax/NI free and it counts towards her OAP.

[Diver]

The only secretary you can shag with a clear conscience!

Can I?

[LittlestHobbo]

some of you guys sound like pro's!! been up on charges before?